Ralph Hasenhuttl Doing A Sterling Job Down The Road

Ralph Hasenhuttl masterminded a premier league record-making game last night as not only did he ensure no points were gained on home soil, he somehow managed to get "them down the road" playing like they've never played before and increased their negative goal difference by a Premier League record of 9.Never before has a team lost by 9 goals at home, and it equals the Premier League all-time record loss which was a 9-0 thrashing.  Arguably though Scumpton's incredibly well executed show of complete and utter abject ineptness to lose 0-9 with home advantage is much harder to choreograph and implement.  The fact they managed to be consistently bad for 90 minutes deserves special commendation - the concentration needed to play that shit must be immense.

We have "Sweet Caroline" when the team walks out, our "Friends Down The Road" are going to start using this song for their players to walk out to: